(Source: brendanblake1997, via blargnuggets)
for a pessimist, i'm pretty optimistic
the catcher in the sourdough
the catcher in the bagel
the catcher in the pumpernickel
the catcher in the cinnamon raisin
the catcher in the focaccia
the catcher in the challah
the catcher in the naan
the catcher in the pita
the catcher in the dumpling
the catcher in the matzah
the catcher in the calzone
(via englishmajormade)
Wow I didn’t realize you turned into such a BITCH
Better off without you I guess
(Source: the--personal--quotes, via illpossessyourheart)
(Source: vacants, via illpossessyourheart)
On a scale from Jean Valjean to Jay Gatsby
How much do you want to repeat the past?
(via englishmajormade)
If I treated you the way you treated me, I would be single.
I hate you.
Ihateyouihateyouihateyou…
(Source: thefood-blog, via the-absolute-best-posts)
what if the bumps around your nipples were actually braille and everyone had a different message like fortune cookies
(Source: foxnewsofficial, via icanbreaktheskymyself)
